Effective immediately, I’m offering my new Scapegoat Service. Here’s how it works.
Let’s say you have a bad meeting and the client hates your stuff. No matter who wrote it, whether it was a writer on your staff or another freelance writer, you say, “Well, this guy Doug wrote this, but don’t worry, we’re going to can his sorry butt.”
Then you let me know how big the job was that you’re blaming me for, and I invoice you accordingly.