I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead…Or In a Meeting

Well, as long as I’ve been talking about Chapman the past couple weeks, I may as well exhaust my arsenal of Chapman stories with this last one.

Let me start by saying my wife thinks I’m sleep-deprived. Maybe I am, but mostly, I think she’s just jealous that I can fall asleep quickly. Continue reading “I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead…Or In a Meeting”

I Didn’t Know You Could Do That

I saw a book of brain teasers on my old partner’s desk one time. I said, “I didn’t know you liked brain teasers.”

He said, “I don’t. Someone gave it to me for Christmas. I’ve got three f’ing ads due tomorrow. That’s my brain teaser. I’m so stressed, I almost screamed and jumped out the window when I opened that damn book.” Continue reading “I Didn’t Know You Could Do That”