Hey, You Look Great! Not Really!

My high school reunion is coming up this summer. For your enjoyment and dose of reality, here’s an insight I posted on the online reunion page last September.

Dude! What Does Mine Say?

My son lost an envelope with money in it somewhere in his bedroom. That should be enough information for you to form an accurate mental picture of his bedroom.

Amiright? Amiright?

My wife had me take a personality test the other day. She didn’t like the result, though, so she changed my answers so the result would more accurately reflect what she thought my personality was. I wonder what her personality type is?

So Anyway…

My step-father-in-law Jim died a couple of years ago. Two years ago today, to be exact. He got sick, and then he didn’t get better. Jim told the best stories. He would tell the same stories over and over again, and they were classics in our family. He led a colorful life, starting from when … Continue reading "So Anyway…"

If That’s How You Want to Play

One of the things that attracts people to the advertising industry is its looser standards of behavior for creatives. Now, before you get too excited, this is not a post with sordid tales of bacchanalian antics. I’m just talking about a looser culture in general. For example, you can wear t-shirts and jeans and flip-flops to … Continue reading "If That’s How You Want to Play"

Things I Don’t Bother Saying

From the Things I Don’t Bother Saying Department: I was going to say the sign is probably not selling because it’s printed upside down. Then I was going to say the mirror was made upside down too. But I figured, ah, why bother? Let her find out the hard way.